The Cheater There was a rather impertinent gentleman who came into my restaurant late one night and before he was even sat started complaining, and screaming discrimination for having to sit in the back (it was late my station was the only one open , and I was in the back). He had an adorable little girl, and what I thought was his wife. After he screamed at the host and my manager he was sat up front, way out of my way and I started to kiss his ass, in an attempt to smooth things over. (I should have known better) After, getting my ass run off for two hours, serving dinner all the way to coffee and dessert, I received $8 on $125 tab. I even carried his leftovers to the car because they had so much stuff for the little girl. The next week I was in the same station and He came in again. This time with what was really his wife!
I casually walked up and spoke to him as if we were old friends. I also asked where his adorable little girl was and before I could get it out he was swearing he had never been here before and I must be mistaken. I told him I remembered him plain as day, but where was his wife and little girl. Needless to say his wife stood up and screamed" I knew you were seeing her again" They left and I was relieved not to never have to serve him again!