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Some years ago I worked as a waiter at a downtown restaurant in wonderfully sophisticated Harrisburg, Pa. We had an interesting mix of clients, some lobbyists, some tourists, and the occasional local. One night a couple came in, a man in his early fifties with a girl who probably wasn't even 30. I smelled disaster, especially when I observed the gentleman's behavior. He was totally wussed-out in every way and was nearly drooling at her. After all of the prelim stuff, he proceeded to order combination seafood for both of them. Now, that's a bad sign - trying to impress with deep-fried seafood, I hardly think so. This guy was a giant pain, from pretending to know about wine, to being fond of ordering everything one at a time. I couldn't help but notice him turning on the old charm to this young babe who probably had the sharpness of a spatula. I ran my ass off, and actually was foolhardy enough to think that if I sucked up a little I might get a decent tip. How foolish, after a $65.00 check, he so kindly left me $2.65 cents. NO
SHIT.
Here comes the good part. As the couple left I noticed the owner in a half snicker, shaking his head. When I told him what had happened, he replied in his favorite Greek phrase, and then proceeded to ask me if I knew who the guy was. Of course, I didn't so George, the owner, told me he was a clothing salesman at a local downtown haberdashery.
The next day, I passed the clothing store and couldn't resist, after peering through the window and seeing, you guessed it, Mr. $2.65 himself. I went in, and knew that he didn't stand a chance of remembering me, since I wasn't part of his sweet young things cleavage. I proceeded to walk back to his suit department and try on every possible suit and sport coat imaginable. Left garments in the dressing room, and no matter how good he told me things looked, I ignored him and proceeded say "I don't like it" to every item in the store. I thanked him and left, figuring I had gotten far more than $2.65 in satisfaction after making him run his ass off.
—Carl, Harrisburg, PA
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