Over Easy One night I had a man say to me "I want my eggs over easy, and if they come out wrong I will throw them at you". Oh I definitely think not. So my co-worker and friend Tammy and I decide to do the old bump and spill routine to this guy. I loaded up my tray with drinks and walked over to the table. Just as I went to put down the first drink Tammy rammed into me from behind causing me to completely drench this guy in drinks.
By now the whole restaurant was in on this as we work at a 24 hour restaurant and this was the graveyard shift so we basically knew everyone in there anyway. This guy jumped up and screamed so loud that I thought he was going to deck me. I kept apologizing while trying not to crack up. Now he starts to curse me out and then looks around and realizes everyone is glaring at him and the cook is hanging through the kitchen window with a BIG knife in his hands. The guy leaves.
He comes back in a week later and I get to serve him again. After I take his order and am walking away he calls me a bitch under his breath. Well a customer sitting behind him hears this and jumps up and demands him to apologize. The jerky guy refuses and tells me to call the cops as he has been threatened and I point to another table next to him and tell him they are three off duty cops. They look at him and tell him unless he apologizes to me that he will be in a lot of trouble with the law. He yells that he was just threatened by the other guy and the cops told him they heard no such thing and all they heard was his nasty remark. He ran out of the restaurant screaming that it was a conspiracy against him.
It was such awesome revenge and I saw that my customers really cared about how I was treated.