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Just Hanging Out
I have recently left the business of waiting tables after doing it for over ten years. Needless to say I have experienced and heard many incredible tales. But the reason I am writing today is to provide my poor fellow waiters with a way to alleviate the negative customer vibe. And I swear it works. Hang it out behind your apron. That's right, have your dick sticking out your fly, flying free, behind your apron. There is no better feeling in the world than to strut through an expensive restaurant with Mr. Mushroom doing the slinky dance behind your flimsy apron while the customers stuff their faces. No matter how volatile the situation, having it out will make it better. If some bitch doesn't like the food just think hey you haven't minded my cock in your face all night. If some pompous asshole has a complaint, talk into the pink microphone douche bag. THIS REALLY WORKS. A word of caution. Be careful of the young college age bus girls that like to run around and untie aprons behind your back, you could end up fired or even arrested. Also, keep your hang out habits to yourself or someone will definitely bust you for loitering. Triple knot your apron and be careful about boners.
—Mitch, Punta Gorda, Fl
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