Wheres my dog? My ex wife was cheating on me with this moron so I decided to do some revenge. They were content with making my life miserable. So one night I went out and found a dead dog in the road. I put a collar and leash on it.Then I went to the animal lover’s house, hooked the leash to the back of his car, and placed the road kill dog under his car. He and my Ex were pulled over the next day by the police who had seen them dragging the dog’s carcass behind their car. He was arrested for animal cruelty. On top of that the officer was so pissed he found three other reasons to ticket him. They both were sentenced to 100 hours community service and both got a $1000 fine.