Three Count A waitress, very cute, (and very fit) was serving a table of 4 men, one of whom was a real dick. He kept calling her "babe" and making off-color remarks when she was at the table. About halfway through the meal, she walked by the table, and the guy reached out and goosed her (what class).
She screamed, and spun around, then HIT this son of a bitch SO goddamn hard, he wound up on the floor with the table on top him, screaming he was going to sue (for what? He assaulted her, keep in mind...). The manager came over, and with the help of a relatively LARGE server, who also was a good friend of the waitress, physically dragged the guy through the dining room, and THREW him out into the parking lot.
Apologies were made to the rest of his party—surprisingly, they stayed for the rest of their quickly replaced meal—and the bill was comped. And this was only the second day I was in the business. What an impression!