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Saturday night. I'm slammed with 9 tables, 7 inside and 2 on the patio. This one table has an American woman and a European man that speaks no English. The woman was snotty right from the start. She began to run my ass all over the place. She deliberately waited until I brought her drink before she ordered the man's. This run around lasted a good 1/2 hour right in the beginning of her meal. Gimme, gimme, gimme...she just wouldn't let up. Finally, she asks for the check. She pays by credit card and leaves me $3 on a $70 check. I am really steamed. I gave her good service in spite of my being slammed and her incredible demands. She sees someone on the patio she knows and takes boyfriend in tow and vacates the table, leaving the biggest wad of keys I've ever seen. I grab up the keys. About an hour later, the manager asks me if I've seen her keys. Told him no, I didn't clear the table and I've not seen any keys. I have this really innocent look on my face. The customer is standing behind him visibly distressed. She was babbling about her car, house, office keys and she had no way home. Her entire life was on that key ring.
1:30am. Back at my apartment. I fix up a killer martini. I stare at the keys for awhile wondering what to do with them. My apartment is on the 10th floor. The sound of those keys sliding down the garbage chute was music to my ears. Later, I find out the lady came by the restaurant 4 days in a row looking for those keys. Too bad I can't tell her this story.
�Michael L.
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