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Funny Revenges!
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Serve Or Be Fired
Brent was one of the best servers I have ever seen in my life. Not only was he superior in energy, efficiency, and pleasing his guests, but he was regularly wooed by area restaurateurs who wanted him to work in their own establishments. He had a rare quality of not only being an excellent worker but also being well-loved by the staff--he was neither a tattle-tale nor a kiss-up.
Brent was patiently waiting on some trailer trash when the father asked if there was any fresh haddock that night. Brent replied that we were unfortunately out of it. The customer bellowed, "I don't know if you speak English, but I said I wanted FRESH HADDOCK!!! THE LAST TWO TIMES I WAS HERE THIS FUCKING PLACE WAS OUT OF HADDOCK!!! WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM???" For effect, he shoved back his chair and flailed his arms. All the other guests in the room stopped and stared at Brent, who was left humiliated and speechless. Brent went directly to the manager and asked to be placed on another table. The unsympathetic manager forced him to either continue waiting on the bastard or be fired. Brent fumed quietly and began doing all that was necessary for the troublesome table. His blue eyes flashed angrily until he went back into the dining room, where he again assumed his professional demeanor.
When Brent saw the table's food coming up in the window, he felt he had to have his pound of flesh. He grabbed the baked potato from the plate that would go to the shouting loser and took it into the employee closet. The manager stood nearby, oblivious; no one would EVER suspect Brent of what he was about to do. Brent worked up a killer hocker and spit it, with precision, into the sliced open potato. He brought the potato back to the kitchen and placed it on the plate, lovingly dabbing butter and sour cream on it and completely camouflaging the spittle.
I watched Brent take the food to the table, and then he and I huddled in the corner of the dining room, in hysterics, as the man tore into his dinner. Brent stopped by the table to check on the taste of the food, and the jerk proclaimed it delicious. More sniggering in the corner was enjoyed. At the end of the meal, the man apologized for yelling at Brent, who graciously accepted the apology.
TOO LATE, DUDE!!! Lesson: Never, EVER, fuck with the person who handles your food, no matter how professional that person may seem!!!
Lynette in Long Island, NY
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