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Funny Revenges!
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A Busboy's Revenge
Saturday nights at the first restaurant I ever worked at were busy. From four thirty on, it was a mad panicked stampede which usually wound up in frayed nerves, loose tongues, and hurt feelings. The only reason why I worked so hard for so little money ($2.01 p/h plus ten percent of the tips) was because it was 1980 and I was too young and dumb to know any better.
There was a hostess I'll call Laurie. She usually ran herd on us busboys calling us lazy, slow and stupid. Well, Laurie had a mouth in desperate need of braces and a screechy voice that needed to be lowered a couple of octaves. Her teeth would have made Bugs Bunny jealous. Those teeth also contributed to a lisp problem. Her S's and TH's sounded like F's and her R's sounded like W's. MY name is Russ. When ever she gave me orders, it went like this: "Wuff! Wuff! I need Boofs (Booths)!"
On this Saturday night, I was heading towards the dish room with a bustub overflowing with dishes. Laurie needed a table cleared. Seeing me rush past, she ran after me , yelling,"Wuff! Wuff! Wuff!" I spun around and shouted, "SIT GIRL SIT!"
Everyone in the dining room--customers included--burst out laughing. After the rush was over, the manager tried to write me up but couldn't. She kept cracking up as well.
Laurie was as nice as could be after that.
—U.F. Puck
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