Under Over Cooked While working at a pizza joint, one demanding a-hole customer got his pizza. He and his fat wife ate half of it and then complained that it was under cooked. The manager rushed out a fresh new pizza that was cooked a little more then the standard. They ate half of that one and then complained that it was over cooked. The manager then again offered to cook them another one, but he was getting mad. They said no thanks, we're leaving.
He apologized to these two a-holes and comped them the meal. On the way out they saw the "undercooked" and "overcooked" pizzas sitting on top of the oven. I couldn't believe it, they had the audacity to ask if they could have them, if we were just going to throw them away. The manager gave a stern "No" as he grabbed the pies and dumped them into the trash barrel in front of them.
I ran out the back door and met them in the parking lot with a shot gun. The rats assisted in removing all the evidence ("Oh my god, they killed Kenny" style).