Ice Cream Note I worked at an ice cream house/restaurant that was owned by father and son Fundamentalist Christians. The father was Floyd, and the son was Lynn. They were very suspicious about theft and had cameras everywhere, even in the stock room. One evening my friend Ron was moving boxes in the far corner of the stock room, out of sight of the cameras, and happened upon a note tacked up by Floyd: "Thieves, I know who you are! You will be fired!"
Ron pulled out his pen and wrote "Blow me Floyd! Signed, Lynn" on the note.